Dear Fellow Woman, whoever you may be,
I don't care if you're being bitchy. I don't care if it's because you're PMSing or having a bad day or you're trying to be manipulative; I get it. As a fellow woman, I know it's in our nature.
That being said, if I catch you and call you out, admit it. Trying to pretend that you're oh-so-innocent and sweet and that you didn't do anything wrong is so passe. Also as a fellow woman, I know your secrets, I was invited to that meeting.
Just trying to help you save face.
Love,
Essence B.
P.S. - Saying "whatever" at the end of a verbal disagreement is also lame. I much prefer, "Essence, you're right. I was trying to be a beyotch, and you caught me. Your logic is infallible."
But that's just me.
Also, I found this when I googled "cat fight." I might get this printed up poster size.
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